where my canadian comediennes at?

So, Vanity Fair is running an article on funny women. Because women can't be funny, apparently. (Vanity Fair again...)

Blah, blah, blah. Humour is so subjective. I mean, I find sassy black women high-larious, but some don't. I think Russell Peters zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

Anyway, where are my Canadian comediennes at? Besides the women on CBC and, like, Caroline Rhea, why do I not know them like I know Tina Fey, Amy Sedaris, and Margaret Cho? (Or Kathy Griffin, or Roseanne, or Betty White, or Bea Arthur, or Amy Poehler, or Maya Rudolph, or Kristen Wiig, or...)

(I know why, silly, it's rhetorical. Someone write something about Canadian funny women, stat!)