hillary wishes she'd visited one more corn field

Iowa Complete results Democrats Vote % Del Obama 940 38 16 Edwards 744 30 14 Clinton 737 29 15 Richardson 53 2 0 Biden 23 1 0 Uncommitted 3 0 0 Dodd 1 0 0 Gravel 0 0 0 100% of precincts Updated: 10:45 AM Republicans Vote % Del Huckabee 39,814 34 30 Romney 29,405 25 7 Thompson 15,521 13 0 McCain 15,248 13 0 Paul 11,598 10 0 Giuliani 4,013 3 0 Hunter 515 0 0 Tancredo 5 0 0

Off USAToday, I honestly don't understand why Iowa matters for Democrats. 2,300 people voted in total for all Democratic nominees, or only 2/3 of those who voted for 6th place Giuliani in the Republican race. Uh, and this is supposed to be significant? Someone will have to explain the math to me. Especially if Hillary had 7 more friends, she'd be in 2nd place.

Well, in high school, for valedictorian, my friends and I, like, totally decided one of us should be it, right, y'know? So, we managed to get, like, 75 votes for her, and like, I think she won 2nd place or something. So, um, like, can we be a Democratic nominee too?